Stupid, stupid, stupid! Don't say "s**"!
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Period Drama Osomatsu-san is the second segment of the nineteenth episode of Osomastu-san. It is made up of various skits.
Characters[]
Plot[]
The production team declares the release of a collection of "Osomatsu Jidaigeki". The sub-stories are as follows:
Private Detective Chibita[]
Chibita angry with Osomatsu.
Shonosuke is found dead in a trench and Chibita quickly runs off to tell detective Osomatsu. However, Chibita spends too much time exclaiming "Damn it! Idiots!" while running, that he can simply utter nothing else when he finally finds Osomatsu.
The Sunglassed Wanderer[]
Karamatsu prepares to take down the gangsters.
Hatabo is bullied by some gangsters and Karamatsu comes to his rescue. However, Karamatsu manages to cut up Hatabo and himself instead. The gangsters are scared by the sight.
The Scaredy-Cat Magistrate, Todomatsu[]
Iyami persuading Todomatsu to open up the box.
Todomatsu plays a corrupt official and is meeting Iyami, who tries to make Todomatsu receive some mysterious gift. Suspicious of Iyami's sudden kindness, Todomatsu decides that the box must contain a bomb and refuses to receive it. When Iyami tries to stop Todomatsu from calling "Choromatsu-niisan", Todomatsu accidentally opens the box and it turns out that a bomb is inside, causing a violent explosion in the mansion.
Matsuo Bashooon[]
Dayon making a poem with his imagination.
Dayon sits with Dekapan and makes haiku on everything he sees. However, he ends every poem with "Dayon" which annoys Dekapan, as it adds too many syllables to the haiku.
Ninja Fappymatsu[]
Choromatsu in action with his ninja skill.
Choromatsu becomes a ninja and uses his skills to enter a house. There, he finds something and gets happy but is quickly discovered by Totoko. It turns out that he's (once again) entering Totoko's house with Ninja skills to steal Totoko's equipment for "personal entertainment". She demands "Fappymatsu" to return the bamboo stick he's stolen, but he tearfully refuses.
Dekapan Judgement[]
Two Dayon moms stretching Dayon's face.
Two female Dayons go to Judge Dekapan with each of them declaring herself to be the mother of the child Dayon. Dekapan orders them to stretch a cheek of the child Dayon, and plans to declare the winner when one of them lets go of the child (to relieve the child from pain).
Court Secretary Chibita quickly finds out the flaw of the method, because child Dayon doesn't feel pain at all, no matter how far his cheek is stretched.
Disc Mansion[]
Choromatsu seeing Todogiku as she counts her discs.
Choromatsu is walking around his mansion when he hears a ghostly scream out of the well. The ghost turns out to be "Todogiku" (Todomatsu) and he starts counting discs. While Choromatsu briefly passes out as Todogiku counts to 9, he regains his sense when he finds out that Todogiku just keeps counting, and that he's actually counting porn DVDs.
In the next morning, Todogiku finally finishes counting (6,524 discs), and accuses Choromatsu for stealing another one. Choromatsu, annoyed, asks whether one disc still matters to Todogiku's collections.
Jyushimatsutaishi-sama[]
The group of officials seeing Jyushimatsu approaching.
A group of officials (Ichimatsu being one of them) gathers outside a temple and see Jyushimatsutaishi-sama coming out. Ichimatsu remarks that Jyushimatsutaishi-sama can hear every individual sentence even when 14 people talk to him simultaneously, and decides to experiment on the claim with everyone else.
Instead of answering each person's saying, Jyushimatsutaishi-sama beats everyone up for talking too much and annoying him.
Trivia[]
- The eyecatch after the "Matsuo Bashooon" segment references Edo poet, Basho Matsuo.
- The "Dekapan Judgement" segment is a reference to the Biblical story, The Judgement of Solomon.
- The "Disc Mansion" segment is a reference to the story, Banchō Sarayashiki.
- The "Jyushimatsutaishi-sama" segment is a reference to Prince Shotoku.
- The audience can actually hear Ichimatsu's speech to Jyushimatsutaishi-sama: "Question: What water-body in Tomigusuku, Okinawa is designated as Wildlife Protection Area in 1977?" The answer to the question is "Manko", which in Japanese also means female genitals. Some fans believe that Jyushimatsutaishi-sama beats everyone up because he knows Ichimatsu is asking a dirty question, meaning that his hearing ability has been positively proved.