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Christmas Osomatsu-san is the eleventh episode of Osomastu-san.
Characters[]
- The Sextuplets
- Totoko Yowai
- Matsuyo Matsuno
- Matsuzō Matsuno
- Iyami
- Dayon
- Dekapan
- Chibita
- Hatabō
- Nyaa Hashimoto
- Aida & Sacchi (Mentioned only)
Plot[]
Zombies[]
(ゾンビ)
Featured Characters: The Sextuplets, Matsuyo Matsuno, Matsuzō Matsuno.
The episode starts off at the Matsuno house, however, the sextuplets have become horrifying versions of Santa Claus, a Reindeer, and a Christmas tree. Matsuyo and Matsuzo are in a corner, terrified that there's nothing that can be done to stop the sextuplets. Todomatsu puts a cake filled with bones on the table, and his brothers eat it. They all then face the viewer and tell them that Christmas Osomatsu-san is about to start...
Black Santa Ichimatsu[]
(ブラックサンタ / 一松サンタ)
Featured Characters: Christmas Couple, Ichimatsu Matsuno.
In this segment, a couple are at a park, talking to each other when Ichimatsu, dressed in a black Santa outfit and carrying a patched bag, walks over and sits by them, creeping out the couple with his glare. He asks them if they are on a date, to which they awkwardly answer that they are. He continues to stare at them, and then asks them what their plans are after the date. When the man starts to ask the woman if she wants to come over to his house Ichimatsu self combusts, causing the couple freak out and run away.
Karamatsu's Gyakunan[]
(カラ松の逆ナン)
Featured Characters: Karamatsu Matsuno.
The next segment has Karamatsu, hanging out on the street, when a woman comes over and asks him out to dinner, he is happy until he sees the bill, which is 860,000 Yen, realizing that the woman just wanted him so that he could pay the bill.
The Perfect Christmas[]
(ザ・パーフェクトクリスマス（イケメンVer.）)
Featured Characters: Totoko Yowai (F6 Ver.), The Sextuplets (F6 Ver.).
The next segment (done in the same art style as the first episode) has Totoko trying to sell some Christmas cake, but no one buys any, so she walks away, saying how she's alone again for this year. She walks around until she sees Choromatsu, they walk to the park. He hands her his scarf, and snaps his fingers, revealing an illuminated Christmas tree just for her. Jyushimatsu then comes over and with her, they climb the tree and he snaps his fingers as well, revealing a building that says "I love you", a hill that says "Merry Christmas", and has the Earth display her face.
As the three are walking around town, they come across a crowded line, Karamatsu comes over, gives her a dress and manages to clear the line for her. She then ends up in a frozen wasteland, Ichimatsu finds her and they go to a log cabin with a fireplace, he tells her "Merry Christmas" and she gets a nosebleed. Later, she has dinner at a fancy restaurant with Osomatsu. He snaps his fingers, and it begins to snow, he too tells her the same thing, and she explodes. As she is walking home, she encounters Todomatsu and they begin to fly through the sky. The rest of the brothers join them and they fly through every single love hotel in town, as the segment ends.
Gift Exchange[]
(プレゼント交換)
Featured Characters: The Sextuplets
In the next segment, the sextuplets are exchanging gifts to each other in a very unenthusiastic mood, assuming that the gifts are all terrible. However, it's revealed to be the same gift, adult magazines.
The Little Match Iyami[]
(マッチ売りのイヤミ)
Featured Characters: Iyami, Dayōn, Osomatsu.
The next segment has Iyami trying to sell matches, however, no one buys them. He lights a match and in the flame he sees a Christmas dinner for Dayon. Iyami does his "Sheeeh!" pose and Osomastu tells him to shut up, hitting him on the head with a bucket.
Dekapan and Dayōn[]
(デカパンとダヨーン)
Featured Characters: Dekapan, Dayōn.
In this segment, Dekapan and Dayon are having dinner together, they drink and eat. As they are walking around town drunk, they come across a love hotel and enter it as suggestive noises are heard as the segment ends.
Jyushimatsu and Santa[]
(十四松とサンタさん)
Featured Characters: The Sextuplets.
The next segment has Jyushimatsu waiting for Santa Claus as his brothers are sleeping. When Santa arrives, he tries to tell his brothers, but they ignore him. So he kidnaps him and one of his reindeer to show them that he exists.
Christmas Drinking[]
(クリスマス飲み)
Featured Characters: The Sextuplets, Chibita, Hatabō. Cameos: ESP Kitty, Nyaa Hashimoto.
This segment involves Chibita telling the sextuplets that they shouldn't hate Christmas just because they don't have a girlfriend, Choromatsu agrees but his brothers do not. Then a giant ship comes into town, on top of the ship is Hatabo, surrounded by attractive women, including Nyaa. He tells the women that they will be going to Finland, leaving the men speechless.
Dogeza[]
(土下座)
Featured Characters: Totoko Yowai, The Sextuplets
The sextuplets are at Totoko's house, asking her to date them, she doesn't want to, but the men keep asking anyways. During this, Totoko's parents hear the noise. Totoko's father sates that the brothers and Totoko are at it again this year, while Totoko's mom comments that it's definitely Christmas. She says that she can't date all of them at once, so the sextuplets decide to have her picture taken with them. She rejects, saying that she doesn't want to create a fake reality and then asks them to go home already.
Gallery[]
Trivia[]
- On Hatabo's ship, Mr.Flag is written incorrectly as Mr. Frag, possibly because the Japanese pronunciation of L's and R's sound almost identical to each other. It was corrected for later distributions.
